reasonedoverreaction asked: I edited the html code for streampad and took off auto-play. Thanks for the advice, and feel free to let me know any other ways I can make my blog better. :D
Thank you, I appreciate it a lot, really.:-} Nothing you could do now - besides keeping your tumblr alive. Happy birthday!
4:08 pm •
“You know you’re an INTJ when..
You root for the smart villain rather than the dumb hero.
You have more books that you call friends than actual people.
Before every situation you think out every possible outcome and work your way towards the ideal one.
People think you’re angry or upset when really you are just thinking.
You can do the INTJ stare, that look of pure analysis coupled with a slightly sardonic smile that makes people feel uneasy.
Nothing is ever done efficiently enough. Other peoples’ incompetence slows you down through your day and it happens far too often.
“What do you mean you don’t have a plan?”
You always forget if you locked your car because you always space out when you do it. You also forget where you parked your car for the same reason - you were too focused on what you were going to do next.
You have a fairly organised room but you have little piles of crap in various corners and shelves. These are your ideas that you are still waiting to get around to. Some are in pieces, some are half made.
You walk out of romance movies in disgust, laugh through horror flicks and pick to pieces unrealistic ‘Hollywood’ movies.
You go onto a discussion board of ‘like-minded’ people and don’t agree with any of them.
You silently listen to people trying to figure out how to do something, then chime in with the correct way while they stare at you stunned because they didn’t think you where paying attention.
You look at every conflict situation as an interesting idea, and it pisses off the person you’re in a conflict with.
Someone tries to hurt you with words and you don’t feel a thing, in fact, you kind of find it funny.
You have 3-10 different conversations in your head with the person you’re actually talking to.
You have a favourite type of agenda book.
You never leave your house without some kind of list.
You constantly get asked WHY and HOW you think your life plan will work out, and have trouble explaining the number of contingency plans you have built in.
A ‘life plan’ is irrelevant because you know anything could happen that is out of your control and you have to stay flexible and work out various scenarios. There is no one answer.
You have actually thought out ways in which you could escape a prison if you were ever locked up, and have serious plans for events such as tidal waves, zombie uprisings, nuclear war, etc…
You can better explain and understand things like time travel, alternate realities and fringe sciences than you can members of popular bands, reality TV shows or flirting.
You greet a person with “I’ve been thinking about..”
You constantly watch the way people do things and create more efficient ways of doing them.
You upset people by telling them “The way you’re doing [this and this] is interesting, but you should do it [in this more efficient manner].”
Assessing flaws in a security system is second nature to you.
When you just finished explaining something profound and interesting and the person who are talking to goes “HUH?”
When people say you always look like you are planning/plotting something; the association then often makes them conclude that you look evil.
You’re listening to someone and you quickly jump ahead to their point while multi-processing their motive for telling you, how they jumped to that topic, what level of response will be adequate (verbal, head nod, etc.), and planning whatever it is you rather be doing…all before they even finish their sentence.
When everyone expects you to give a lengthy speech on a subject in class debate you are indifferent to and give said speech in five or six sentences and still trump the opposition.
When people tell you “You know, your music is really really odd.” Whereupon you turn to them and say “Huh, interesting drum pattern here on track 10.”
You get called out in class for excessive daydreaming but still get top marks somehow to the annoyance of most present.
When you really, honestly don’t care what most other people think about you, and are perfectly fine doing things your own way.
When you have a large mess but know exactly where everything is and people are amazed that you can find anything. You also go through cycles of neat-messy-neat-messy-neat.You are never rigidly neat, you are never overwhelmingly messy.
You are fine without shopping for new clothes for a year or two.
When in a debate, your most commonly used phrase is “Could I get some proof for that?”
When you can effectively argue both sides of a debate, you just pick one for fun.
When you are having a conversation with someone and you use adverbs such as “however, yet, on the other hand” more often than you should because that is the break between different view points about the subject being conversed. The recipient then stares at you blankly.”
— (via edenludekens)
(Source: colourfulmetaphor, via honey-and-oats)
7:23 pm • • 38 notes
awesomephilia:
How much we rely on visual effects
Before and after shots from Boardwalk Empire
Submitted by zackawacka
(Source: awesomephilia)
7:48 am • • 132 notes
angieblurb:
“And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.”
-Tina Fey.
10:08 am • • 27,269 notes
Tree Kisser: A Cheese Story.
treekisser:
Step 1: Mother gives birth to baby.
Step 2: Baby takes his first steps. Mother nervously stares at human observers. She knows what’s coming. She’s seen it before.
Step 3: Less than 15 minutes after birth, the still-wet baby is taken from his mother.
Step 4: Mother is…
6:14 pm • • 719 notes
You Know You Are a Vegan When…
youknowyouareaveganwhen:
someone else is making you food and you try to subtly drift in and out of the kitchen to check that the food they are making you is actually suitable.
3:40 pm • • 57 notes
Dear Society,
annie-banks:
When I say “I’m not having kids,” I mean I’m not having kids. That is not your cue to say “Oh you’ll have kids” or “You’ll change your mind” or “It’s different when they’re your own.” It is not a personal attack on your lifestyle. It is my choice. Stop trying to force your ideas of how life should be lived down my throat.
Sincerely,
Fuck you
5:48 pm • • 5,324 notes
